Who Gets the Deer?
For as long as my memory serves, a certain 911 call has been circulating the internet, eliciting hearty laughs. Its humor is undeniably infectious, although I remain uncertain whether it's a masterful prank or a genuine call. Despite my efforts to uncover more information, my research has proven inconclusive. Nevertheless, I am sharing it here due to its sheer hilarity.
The call begins with a man informing the 911 operator that he has come across a deer lying on the road. He elaborates that he hoisted the presumably dead deer into his car, harboring intentions of turning it into his next meal. Unfortunately, his plans take a sharp comedic turn. The deer, not at all dead as the man assumed, instead reawakens with a vengeance, biting him rather forcefully.